| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This bold, tongue-in-cheek crewneck brings holiday mischief to cozy winter nights. Soft, mid-weight fabric holds the cheeky “Merry Kiss My Ass” message in clear, durable print, turning seasonal gatherings into a laugh-filled moment among friends who appreciate unruly humor. Wear it at laid-back holiday parties, ugly-sweater swaps with a rowdy crowd, or late-night gift exchanges — it sits comfortably on the couch, at the bar, or around a roaring fire. The classic fit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette familiar and easy to layer over tees or under jackets. Subtle construction details — reinforced stitching and high-quality print methods — mean the joke keeps its shape wash after wash, and optional embroidery placements let you add a personal touch if you want to dial the look up or down. For people who celebrate the holidays with a sharp sense of humor, this sweatshirt turns a seasonal staple into a statement piece that gets a reaction and then goes straight into heavy rotation.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck with ribbed knit collar to retain shape
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulder, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Print methods: DTG for main artwork, DTF for inner neck labels and wrist prints; optional embroidery placements available
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This bold, tongue-in-cheek crewneck brings holiday mischief to cozy winter nights. Soft, mid-weight fabric holds the cheeky “Merry Kiss My Ass” message in clear, durable print, turning seasonal gatherings into a laugh-filled moment among friends who appreciate unruly humor. Wear it at laid-back holiday parties, ugly-sweater swaps with a rowdy crowd, or late-night gift exchanges — it sits comfortably on the couch, at the bar, or around a roaring fire. The classic fit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette familiar and easy to layer over tees or under jackets. Subtle construction details — reinforced stitching and high-quality print methods — mean the joke keeps its shape wash after wash, and optional embroidery placements let you add a personal touch if you want to dial the look up or down. For people who celebrate the holidays with a sharp sense of humor, this sweatshirt turns a seasonal staple into a statement piece that gets a reaction and then goes straight into heavy rotation.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck with ribbed knit collar to retain shape
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulder, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Print methods: DTG for main artwork, DTF for inner neck labels and wrist prints; optional embroidery placements available
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
